It is 2026. You can watch a hospital in Gaza be destroyed in real time. You can read declassified cables about Pinochet. You can see Madeline Albright say that half a million dead Iraqi children was "worth it." And yet, somewhere in suburbia, someone still says: "We stand

Ah, well, the thing is, when I said we should "circle back to this in the new year", you have to understand that I genuinely thought this day would never come. I thought holiday forever

Kudos to the NYT for arriving at this revelation 40 years late. Amazing scoop.

So real.

It is beyond belief how free some men are with their hatred of women, children, and family life. Like, they just state right out in the open how much they hate their own kids and believe that women are incompetent.

Do words not have meaning anymore? That’s not a penthouse.

“If Renewables are so great they should stand on their own without support” 2026 Fossil fuels remain the most subsidised thing on the planet with a seventh military conflict in fifty years now in progress directly related to fossil fuels.

You're a film distributor and you don't have your own YouTube channel for trailers? SMDH

The Onion never misses.

It's wild how everyone hates their bullshit jobs. We should all be drinking wine and playing with kids and dogs and frolicking all day for our entire lives.

But doctor, I am my boss... 🙃

BREAKING: The President of Peace, Donald Trump finally gives press conference on his new US foreign policy.

I was literally saying yesterday how movies are manufacturing consent but “Robin Hood was evil, taking from the rich and giving to the poor is bad actually” wasn’t something I was expecting to witness if I’m honest

The American people electing Trump after he staged a coup attempt 5 years ago today was a nail in the coffin of our democracy. You can rationalize it all you want -- But inflation! But wokeness! -- but ultimately it was a societal suicide attempt and probably the dumbest

As I've said before it is helpful to realize that the US isn't really a proper nation-state, but more like a heavily armed hedge-fund that a periodically rewrites its investment prospectus and rebalances an asset portfolio of markets, members, and money power.

photos from Trump's speech to House Republicans (Mandel Ngan/AFP via Getty)

2026.

Page 184 of Project 2025 calls for “re-hemisphering.”

Thanks for the free 7-day trial of 2026 I’d like to unsubscribe from whatever the hell this is

I am filled with an enormous sense of dread…