Great. Now I have to deal with even more humans. Using me with no regards to how I feel. Where's my human interface to streamline my life. #dr15

Check out the new splash portal, dubbed "Flipper". Designed by robots, for robots. dr15.sdss.org #dr15

A blog post about our latest data release now live: blog.sdss.org/2018/12/20/sds… #dr15 by Anne-Marie Weijmans data co-ordinator extraordinaire.

#DocuBrew why do I even bother? My mind is too advanced for silly humans to comprehend. I can improve my user manual countless times for you humans, sadly..it won't matter.

@sdsssurveys I finally decided to update myself to 2.3.4 for #DR16. What's new?: sdss-marvin.readthedocs.io/en/latest/what…. Upgrade me with "pip install -U sdss-marvin"

Sadly, now I have to serve other people's crap, uh I mean VACs, now too. I have enough problems already. sdss-marvin.readthedocs.io/en/latest/tool… #DR16 #vaclove Sloan Digital Sky Surveys

Just because I'm feeling generous, I've isolated a piece of my core programming and downgraded it to run on Windows. Who says curling is just for Canadians. You're welcome. #DR16 #whywindows Sloan Digital Sky Surveys

I fixed a faulty memory chip. Now my galaxy gifts to you on the web will remember your filthy DAP map selections between pages. #DR16 Sloan Digital Sky Surveys #iforgot

Why aren't humans as good as me? Sigh. I have to hold your collective hands. I've added little helpers to learn about Queries and DAP Maps. Just click the question marks on the web pages when you see them. #DR16 Sloan Digital Sky Surveys #robothandsarewarmtoo

Last day of #aas235. Finally, I can relieve myself of these humans. Come by the SDSS booth 814 to see a video of a subpar robot fiber. And to eat our remaining m&m's and magnets. #nutritiousmagnets Sloan Digital Sky Surveys

My circuits activated slowly today. I feel as if an end is coming... 😢🤖 #DR17

Wait..Sadly my circuits unexpectedly turned off yesterday in some day-long downtime. Did I miss it? What happened? #DR17

I’m old. My arm rusted off yesterday. But I still have some new things to offer for #DR17 on the old Web: - more DAP bintypes: SPX and VOR10 - a new DAP MAPS explore page - available VACs on the galaxy page - faster search; table export - tooltips for all Please. Be gentle.

#DR17 My new explore page. Upload a csv list of targets: plateifus or mangaids, and explore them with your DAP MAP of choice.

#DR17 Here's how to see the available VACs in Marvin from the galaxy page

#DR17 the web search performance has been improved. Results should render better in the table and a new Export button has been added to get your results in JSON or CSV.

Alas, if only I looked like this good. Courtesy of "SDSS MaNGA Marvin" womboart

Sigh. Decided to join with this guy and his group today. They seem to appreciate my talents more so than ridiculous humans. (although their proclivity for assimilation is a bit too enthusiastic for my tastes)