Spicy Saturday Sweat Session 🌶️🏋🏼 Thanks Manas Singh for dragging me along, and scope fam for having me! The kind of mornings in the city I truly live for♥️🌊🌆

What a fairy tale ending for Bayer 04 Leverkusen & German football. Nothing is impossible. ❤️

The real bliss club 🌊✨ 📍Juhu beach

Honey, I’m home 🦩😶‍🌫️

Nobody in modern football is as obnoxiously endearing as Jamie Vardy. Like every great escape artist he makes you feel something. You don’t necessarily know whether it’s good or bad, but it’s undeniably something. Ageless, Priceless, Timeless. 🐐

trash talking Stephan Curry about to take a shot 🏀🏀

We’re up all night to get lucky🎵

I never thought I’d find an occasion to say this, let alone at a united managerial appointment but here we go- delulu is the only soulu. Good luck boss, take care of your hair & yourself. 🛑 #MUFC

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Amorim needs to stop vapidly belittling Rashford at every damn opportunity. It’s like threatening your ex about not getting back, when it was him who in the first place went on to national television & proclaimed that he wants someone new. It’s a pointless circus, move on⚽️#MUFC

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why the fuck does chatgpt have to give random analogies & weird emoticons to explain any technical concept? Genuinely curious what the system prompt here is-answer like Elle Woods trying to get through her LSATs or Ange Postecoglou explaining football with an Australian accent?!

The party is over 😢

Sunderland till’ I die🥰

Oh to be so young, and dumb in love.

Struggling to comprehend the allure of Manchester United football club from a footballer’s POV. If I were a 25 year PL footballer with two working knees, and hamstrings - why I would I want to join Man Utd right now? #Mbeumo

so.... hojlund, garnacho & mainoo go ? Now we need Jonny evans out of retirement and its Christmas 🫨

Just a gal about to do some 🧘🏻‍♀️🤸‍♂️🏋️‍♂️

Death, taxes and Onana #ManUtd