"Why Romanoff, are you trying to lend me a supportive shoulder?"

"My hopes are skyrocketing through the mars. I'll literally die if you let me down."

"Don't sass me, red! I own the copyrights to sass in this goddamn tower."

"If we really go into the depth of semantics-- yes. Why, are you really looking for an explanation from me? Know what? I'm better at explanations with a drink in my hand."

This is as real as it gets.

Tony Stark has been a lot of bad things in his life. But never dishonest.

I just confirmed your own statement. You are the-- L I A R.

You may have heard of tricking 101. Now get ready for deception 202.

Weird way to flirt but alright. Get in my face--

A V ery useless E gg N gl G ood looking though E eep R awr xD

Straight. Facts.

The money is great.

Me, an intellectual: no.

"Steeeeeeve." He hopes his excitement is a match. "Take a dip!"

"I guess we can, if you'd stop squirming like a child." Although that is somewhat cute..!?

"Why, I never thought you'd be suggesting we buy everything for once. God knows how long I've been putting up with your complaints of me overspending." He's teasing of course. "Fly with me?"

Consider him hushed. "Give me fifteen minutes, I'll have Happy bring the car around, to head for the airport of course."

"Alright then, keep trailing behind me while I go pee."