Feel very lucky to work with an excellent team ✅

Took my son out for a pub lunch. He seemed a bit distracted so I asked him what was up? Son: why do they sell them (looks worried)? Me: What? Son: (stares past me) So I turn around and notice a chalked sign. 'Dead mans fingers sold here' He didn't know that it's a rum 😂

Our new infographics board has arrived in RDH ICU for our waiting roo. we have already had great feedback from relatives of our critically ill patients Demystify some of the equipment and monitoring that can be very overwhelming + scary. #CriticalCare #ICUrelatives University Hospitals of Derby and Burton NHS FT

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Back from my 🇵🇭 holiday and this infographic board has really impressed me, great to see this in RDH ICU University Hospitals of Derby and Burton NHS FT waiting area. I’ve already received positive comments from our relatives 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Thank you Caroline Swan and Anton.. this is fab! 💞💞💞

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Very excited to be hosting the 1st East Midlands Women in Intensive Care Conference tomorrow at Derby Conference Centre with Hannah Wilkin-Crowe.. Looking forward to welcoming all our speakers and 150 delegates...

The 1st EMWICC has begun ...

Should I tweet about this in-flight emergency? To avoid being excessively cringe, please use this simple algorithm:

Got this email at 16:59 today requiring a reply by Monday. I believe it was already deducted in may/June. How is this fair?? On the other hand, it took them 2months to fix my pay when I started. @Doctors_Vote Upsetting @BMA_JuniorDocs The BMA #juniordoctors #JuniorDoctorsStrike

Short and sweet. Great work Amr Hassan

Useful but more to life than mortality

Another one of my daughter's 'creations' 😱

University Hospitals of Derby and Burton NHS FT RDH ICU is first in the UK to implement SLED independently in Critical Care🎉Proud & excited to showcase how we did this & the benefits we see in our patients. Join the BACCN Midlands Team on the 18th of April as we learn about our Kidneys &Renal Replacement Therapy🥳

Martyn Jones

Absolute classic decoy tactic by my daughter. She gathered cuddly toys under her duvet. I was fooled. Went to drag her out of bed and while I was confused, staring at a cuddly toy, she ran out the bathroom and attacked me with a metal pipe. Proud dad moment. Back hurts.

Can someone in the audience ask Keir Starmer what his dad did for a living? #bbcdebate

The double double!

Not on here much anymore but a trainee described my wardround as 'panning for gold' and that's exactly the kind of educational event I hoped they would be.