If you believe this complete and utter made-up bollocks, then I most definitely have a prime London river crossing to sell you 🤥

Levels of absolute wankery never seen before

I'll strip civil servants of their pensions, but I'm keeping my £73,000 EU pension, despite my attendance record being the 4th worst out of 751 MEPs.

Finding happiness in such senseless killing of wild animals makes me despair for the human race

It is time for hunts to stop breeding foxhounds and to start working with reputable rescues to rehome them.

Dearest Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 If a pub landlord doesn't want you in his pub, he has the legal right to ask you to leave. He doesn't legally need to give you a reason.

Robinson, the same guy who loved it when Starmer was getting banned from pubs doesn't like it when he's asked to leave a pub. "If you want me to leave the pub, then make me leave." 🔔🔚

Listen you braindead MAGA chucklefucks, we're not "defending Nicolás Maduro", we're defending congress' constitutional right to declare war. Read a book dipshit

Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧 And the cock in the grok is still trying to get Mr Musks attention

Fun Fact: If Maduro was in the Epstein files he'd be safe at home in his bed right now

Annual reminder: I picked this Twitter name because I thought it would make people laugh, not because I expected it to confuse a vast subset of slack-jawed MAGA Republicans. I am not the actor Liam Neeson. Jesus you people are dumber than fucking landscaping rocks

We don't have any debt you moron.

Rupert Lowe MP Cat check: Lowe cheered on the Tories' trade deal with Australia that has seen UK farmers undercut by produce with lower welfare standards

Keith Harman That's actually my copyright - this is illegal.

This was an execution. If we let them get away with it now, they know they'll be able to get away with it from now on.

Renee Nicole Good was slumped and bleeding in her car (I’ve obscured the image) as a physician begged, with his hands up, to be allowed to at least check her pulse. ICE: ‘NO. I DON’T CARE.’ This is state terrorism. RIP.

They killed her in cold blood. They shot her in the face and head. There was no threat. She was not armed. And now they will do everything in their power to assassinate her name/character with the same evil vengeance used to kill her. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?

First they murder the woman, then they murder her reputation

What happened in Minneapolis is sickening. ICE shot dead an unarmed American citizen in broad daylight. Instead of accountability, the Trump administration is now calling the young mother they killed a “domestic terrorist.” We need real immigration reform, not a militarized ICE.

Anger as Kent County Council confirms plan to sell former Folkestone Library building in Grace Hill kentonline.co.uk/folkestone/new… The person that actioned the plan, Councillor Paul Webb is the same one that lied with Leader Linden Kemkaran about there being trans books in children’s