need someone to put me in their locket

Time to think about some things

some girl who clearly knows everything about me just prank called me no caller ID. Her voice was so familiar, like someone from a past life who haunts me someone I failed with. It was so … unsettling, with sexual undertones

She invited me to her birthday party. Dropping a bit of more lore here … for some reason she shared her location and never turned it off too

found out I make a lot less than my coworkers lmao

Marty has made his GRAND RETURN TO HINGE! I need all of god’s will for this

Oh ok nice no alternative I guess lmao

Believe it or not I actually did get this scheduled. What’s the vibes like for a Sunday date tho lol that’s a first for me

I started a complaint jar at work, my boss thought it was funny and opened it and realized they’re all from me and she knows my handwriting bc there’s only 6 people in the office.

am I allowed to be sad when a date cancels on me I am sad

Taking applications for someone to break my heart please

Baseball is so sick

Oh come on this is just disingenuous now

Marty Funkhouser If you see the same tree in the woods twice you are lost

She cancelled, suggested a new date, I said yes and she never replied lol