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Marty Funkhouser

@martyfunk23

NYC - extremely unserious - fake finance bro depending on the day - Japanese draft beers - remembering latte larry - fuck mocha joe

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calendar_today19-03-2025 02:46:28

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some girl who clearly knows everything about me just prank called me no caller ID. Her voice was so familiar, like someone from a past life who haunts me someone I failed with. It was so … unsettling, with sexual undertones

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She invited me to her birthday party. Dropping a bit of more lore here … for some reason she shared her location and never turned it off too

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Believe it or not I actually did get this scheduled. What’s the vibes like for a Sunday date tho lol that’s a first for me

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I started a complaint jar at work, my boss thought it was funny and opened it and realized they’re all from me and she knows my handwriting bc there’s only 6 people in the office.