all the movie theaters in park city about to be like the empty stadiums the olympics build in random cities every four years

shooting a movie in October just so i have an excuse when my fantasy teams fall apart

tlaw has not played well but he's gotta be like the 80th problem the jags have

people spending the entire NBA playoffs clowning on KAT are now claiming the Timberwolves “massively downgraded”

going to the criterion closet this weekend (the movie section of Barnes and Noble)

well we had a brief window of being slightly competitive but now the #jags are #back to #business

Rumor going around that Harris enlisted one of the X Men to assist her campaign to stop red states from being able to vote that’s why there’s a giant laser sized hole in Texas rn

The government definitely controls the weather, every year it starts getting colder around October, warmer around May; convenient!

starting my career as a crowd work musician

Saturday Night, for ppl who wanted a serious, important Studio 60

getting our ass kicked in london is a new low, this was our safe space :(

The undertaker being like “you can vote with me, a man only known by wrestling fans rather than voting with Batista, that incredibly famous guy in the biggest movies of the last twenty years” is good

like are refs ever going to call a late hit on mahomes? How could you justify it

happy to announce I’ve been cast as the teenager “burpo” in the new season of stranger things

wrapped movie #3 and now i get to go back to being excited by things like "doughboys reviewed mcdonalds in canada"

MJD picks the Jaguars to win every single game no matter what and that man should be in the hall of fame

calling Arnold S. a sellout but its 1991 and i just found out he's doing a second Terminator; way to give in to the Hollywood elites!

the camera tilting up to reveal the empty seats at trump’s rally is objectively funny

Just like 2016 seeing a lot of “it’s the voters to blame!” The “far left” voted for Kamala y’all, third party votes barely made a dent this time

the boost mobile silence of the lambs ad simply must die