Good morning to everyone apart from Marc Cucurella #rotter

Torode and Wallace will be on the next plane to Qatar to host BeIn Masterchef

This is a huge achievement for the Labour government in its first year. The number of children accessing funded early education & childcare has increased by 33% in a year, reaching 1.7 million, an increase likely related to government initiatives aimed at expanding access to

Lucky lucky Lionesses…

Astonishingly poor set of penalties.

Fair to say Lauren Hemp has an #engine #lionesses

Went to Oasis at Heaton Park last week & absolutely loved it atmosphere was immense… largely because it was completely devoid of the “Wembley was better” attitude I’m seeing on here. Give it a rest. If you’re lucky enough to have a ticket just enjoy it. It’s not a competition!

Amazing stuff from the Lionesses Haven’t played brilliantly but found the way to win and in tournament football that’s all that matters. Particularly delighted for Alex Greenwood, rewarded for the bravery of stepping up again in the shootout.

Just imagined if we got a Tsunami warning in this country. Almost everyone completely ignoring it because it was was warm in 1976 or something.

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Stoke, Aug 16th, raising money for the breast cancer charity Fighting to be Heard. Tickets now available skiddle.com/whats-on/Stoke… BBC Stoke & Staffordshire Sarah🫶

Thrilled to enjoy Proms with Paddington😄 Kahchun Wong is conducting Hallé Orchestra!! He is also Chief Conductor of Japan Philharmonic Orchestra 👍

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Looks like a funeral.

I think Everton fans will absolutely love Grealish, especially if Moyes makes him the fulcrum of the team but some will have to disabuse themselves of the modern myth that he plays like Pele in Escape to Victory.

We are HIRING! Need someone to do markets at weekends for us as we expand the amount we do! Must have wheels and be free Sat Sun 9-4pm. Pay decent! Would suit and young person. No weirdos. Dm me. And pls share!

Spursy.

It’s the 206th anniversary of the Peterloo Massacre in Manchester. 18 people died and hundreds were injured. The sun was shining on that day as it is now. Anybody who does not vote dishonours their memory.

GCSE results can be a little nerve-wracking. I would recommend a marmalade sandwich.