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Martin Wickham

@martin_wickham

A cynical soul. Legacy Chelsea. Ranting. Sarcasm. Occasional podcasting. English by birth, Irish by blood, passport, head size and skin paleness. Views my own.

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calendar_today08-08-2011 21:02:24

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You have such faith in your keepers you publicly briefed the signing of the French number 1 was imminent… I’d suggest the SDs explore their ā€œopportunitiesā€ quietly in future, but they don’t listen do they?

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Can someone quickly edit Mike Maignan’s Wikipedia entry so it looks like he spent a week on trial at Man City’s academy?

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I genuinely wonder who these Chelsea briefings are for. Anyone with a working brain & ability to use a search function can see the inconsistencies and contradictions from one hour to the next. They aren’t fooled. Is there a species of permanently online goldfish I’m unaware of?

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Gutted for Rob Cross. He’d be next up for one of these if he hadn’t followed the Lester Piggott tax planning scheme!

Gutted for Rob Cross. He’d be next up for one of these if he hadn’t followed the Lester Piggott tax planning scheme!
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May I gently suggest that parachuting a team from LA in at the last minute, then having them play in Atlanta, wasn’t a good idea?

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Bloody hell, there might be unsuspecting Channel 5 viewers thinking that an upcoming Logan Paul fight will be shown on there now

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Boca vs Benfica has featured numerous scenes we absolutely want to see in the game. Night and day compared to the pre-season friendly environment we were in a few hours ago.

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The only reason I can make a comment on Al-Ain vs Juventus is because I’m watching it on a pub television in New York. Jet lag will soon kick in and leave me clear for Friday in Philadelphia, but I’m enjoying being able to travel in a way I feared I couldn’t a few years back.