I think it’s time we have a serious conversation about chocolate covered pretzels and their ability to satisfy your sweet and salty needs at the same time.

STFU

We have located the Haliban and are moving in to neutralize the threat. Stay safe and god speed Oklahomans. Let’s get this win and defeat evil once and for all. #ThunderUp

For the people telling me I need Jesus it is pronounced Jesús.

What a day guys! Well, time to take a shower and get my Thunder gear on. Let me take a poll from everyone. Which pair should I wear? #ThunderUp

I’m fiddy beers in and still got 2 hours to go till tip off

Ok I’m gonna be honest here this just made it worse. I thought I’d feel better but now I’m just color coordinating the sounds my garbage disposal keeps making.

Jeff Van Gundy literally exists and yet the New York Knicks don’t have a coach.

I can’t wait to wake up to the next false flag

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War all the time I guess…

Protect and love thy neighbor

white smoke indicating a new Jeffery Epstein has been chosen

With every fiber in my body I support this

Today gone be a great fucking day

Every time Caruso does something good basketball wise I will drink a whole beer.

I had to put chapstick on after Dort hit that 3

I regret to inform I slept with his mom and she is a hoe

Anyone suggesting we sell federal lands is my enemy.

Please send prayers for the livers of all Oklahomans tonight #ThunderUp