psychiatrist: “the gingerbread fremen aren’t real, they can’t hurt you” the gingerbread fremen:

“we’ll be winning folks, we’re gonna fly higher than icarus”

i haven’t smoked nearly enough hot dogs to cope with this chart

Facebook Schizoboomers are now Transvestigating Shrek

schizzy Justin Whang 🥂

Just a normal, nice Australian charity doing normal, doing nice charitable things. And definitely not an Australian charity promoting the erasure of a people and/or ethnic cleansing.

celebrating the purchase of my new house

oh yeah? well what if these “bullshit figures” were in aptos narrow?

GET IN LOSER WE’RE GOING GESTATING

RETVRN to the true cultural gift of *checks notes* andre rieu siri, play pachelbel_canon_D-4hr-Megamix.mp3

child’s play

there are three types of people in this world: those who understand how many types of people there are in the world and those who don’t. if you don’t understand that then it’s clear which one you are and it can’t be both. it’s that simple.

Images That Make You Feel Pain when the tax accounts recovery deparment agent lets you redeem one of the google play cards for yourself, just for being so helpful today

@murderlizard Oh. You’ll love this.

worst bond villainess ever

i wonder what happened to jake and how he’s going now

Science girl americans massacre-proofing their school for the 500th time: