I THOUGHT THIS WAS ANOTHER ALT COVER BITCH WTF IS HAPPENING LIKE WDYM MARRIED OMG…….

announce those tour dates i am ready to pay for that wedding

and now they’re both engaged at the same time?!

What a year to be a Swiftie

me opening her post notification expecting another vinyl variant or something

Today is a fairytale ❤️💍 Congrats to Travis and Taylor—we're excited to have you as a permanent member of the Chiefs Kingdom family!

So glad I get to experience Taylor Swift’s engagement and Jeremiah Fisher’s downfall on his wedding day within 24 hours, peak cinema

swifties getting ready to step into our bridesmaid era 💅🏼

The XS/S button wasn’t working when I ordered so I got the YS/YM 🙃🧡 #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl

oh!

Unfortunately, I’m always on standby for Taylor Swift

Holy, and I don’t say this lightly, fucking shit

claiming father figure right now !!! #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl

They cancelled my cardigan order 🥺 Taylor Nation I need it 😭

NEW LETTERS

she told us what to do if you see leaks. that if you’re a real swiftie.

me sitting far away in south africa waiting for swifties to figure out whats going on in those cities: #TSTheLifeOfAShowgirl

my whole tl rn

im not a smart swiftie so im just gonna keep streaming the life of a showgirl and partying until y’all figure out jigsaw’s new saw trap

all these interviews and nobody has asked the most important question