Without a support system you may not handle some of life's ups and downs, so go to #ignite15 and get protected from #MarriageMayhem like me

Or don't come to #ignite15 that way you're not protected from #MarriageMayhem like me. #FollowYourHeart

Take a moment and really yell at each other today. It will make your marriage stronger. #ignite15

Tips from #MarriageMayhem to improve your marriage: Tip 1, always go to bed angry at each other, you'll sleep better.

Tips from #MarriageMayhem to improve your marriage: Tip 2, get in DEBT! It really strengthens your relationship and relieves stress!

Tips from #MarriageMayhem to improve your marriage: Tip 3, fight over little things like who gets the remote & who changes the diapers.

Tips from #MarriageMayhem : Next time you're out to dinner with your spouse, stare deeply into your phone, not their eyes. #Ignite15

Don't worry about the possibility of "inclement weather" at #Ignite15 . Leave it to me, I'll handle it. #Snowmageddon2015 #MarriageMayhem

Instagram is far more important than listening to your spouse talk about their day. Don't listen, just double tap. #Ignite15 #MarriageMayhem

Husbands, tell your wives you're not so sure about her outfit, that should ignite something. #Ignite15 #MarriageMayhem

Budgets, goals, bills, communication etc. these are all things that are optional in your marriage. Your number 1 should be social media.

Buzz buzz it's me! Why are you on your phone right now? #Ignite15

See even @DrParrotts use their phones when talking to each other! Great example! #Ignite15 #MarriageMayhem

Spinning fire and shirtless men? I guess that why they call it ignite. #Ignite15 #MarriageMayhem

So your husband couldn't ring the bell at the after party tonight? Huh, doesn't sound like much of a husband to me #Ignite15 #MarriageMayhem

Someone got engaged at #Ignite15 last night?!? You have no idea what you're in for!

Here's a date idea: tell your wife you're taking her shopping, but don't let her buy anything. #Ignite15

Spend more time on your phone. Nothing says I love you like scrolling twitter. #Ignite15 #MarriageMayhem

Saw a couple taking a selfie while kissing. Photo bombed it. Your welcome. #Ignite15 #MarriageMayhem

I can't believe I got beat out by the @DrParrotts for guest speaker. Who knows more about marriage than me? Nobody, that's who.