No 'close proximity' litigation for the Brighton handball, I see. Dunk about about two feet away from a ball blasted towards him. Fuck off Premier League Match Centre

So proud of myself for completing dry January... the 1st *hic*

The prolonged, peircing siren earlier on legitimately gave me a headache, which I still have now. Fuck off Everton.

Match of the day will be great tonight which I won't be watching because fuck off Everton

Does Tyler Dibling speak? He never said a fucking word today, not that I saw. Just meandered round the pitch like a lost boy. "But he's only 19". Armstrong is only 18 and he looks like a proper captain out there

We should be all over this

That is unbelievable. Utterly bent.

Afcon

Can they hurry up please? Ndiaye and Gana Gueye are playing vs Leeds a week tomorrow

Matches watched this weekend: Forest 0 Arsenal 0 Wolves 0 Newcastle 0 Senegal 0 Morocco 0 (after 90 mins) Villa 0 Everton..... 1 Scoring goals isn't for everyone

#AFCON VAR "Now give Morocco another soft penalty"

Haha. Loved the ticker tape going off in the fan park as the pen gets missed 🤣

Good result vs Villa. Players returning. Things looking up. Then Grealish. Absolutely textbook.

Let's bring Rom and Cuco Martina home

Rob Edwards way out of the technical area. Yellow card, I assume

Apparently not. Interesting.

The look of astonishment on the Geordies' faces after Pickford's save was an abalsolute picture

What time's the massive false flag on US soil kicking off?