"HIMYM Quotes: Ever have that one person whose presence just instantaneously pisses you off?"Tharien Jacobs

Whenever someone says, "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes."

90% of the ocean is undiscovered and you’re telling me mermaids dont exist.

Drinking habits and smartness tend to be proportional in women; the smarter they are, the bigger drinkers they ought to be"Nina van Rensburg

The greatest motivation is when someone says 'You can't'. The greatest pleasure is when you prove them wrong."Minette Muller Lieschen Viljoen

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they cant even finish the joke bcs they're laughing so hard my kind of people@Erikavj_

people: watch your language me: oh shit sorry

"childhood: people who share their food with me have a special place in my heart"Minette Muller

"Autocorrects: I live in a town everyone claims to hate, yet they never leave."leo

Erika eendag!!;)Erika van Jaarsveld

If your mom can't find it, it's gone forever.

Life's tough when ur a lazy perfectionist who also doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything.

I don't usually fail tests, but if I do, it's my driving test..! Marna Human

@EksEstean is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!