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Mark Zuckerberg - Parody

@markzuckss

X won't survive against Threads. Kidnapper of ideas. A legend in my own mind. Parody. The greatest thief since Jesse James. Pronouns are copy/steal.

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Big interview next week. You won't see me praise Trump on Facebook but you can watch a clip here. I want people to see me as the good guy again x.com/business/statu…

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Elon Musk issued a challenge to me. Should I accept or delay it longer with my leg injury? I was enjoying my off time but I don't want people calling me a chicken again

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See - I'm not the only one interfering in the election this year between Trump and Harris. Let's put all the focus on Google now. I'm sure they appreciate all the tags on X.

See - I'm not the only one interfering in the election this year between Trump and Harris. 

Let's put all the focus on Google now. 

I'm sure they appreciate all the tags on X.
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Hey guys. This is a total coincidence. I'm planning to host an interview tonight at the exact same time as the Trump/Elon one. Let's tune into mine.

Hey guys. This is a total coincidence. 

I'm planning to host an interview tonight at the exact same time as the Trump/Elon one.

Let's tune into mine.
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Had a statue made of my wife, based on Roman tradition. I was in the dog house for a bit, so this one got me out of trouble. Should I make a gold version of myself next?

Had a statue made of my wife, based on Roman tradition. 

I was in the dog house for a bit, so this one got me out of trouble. 

Should I make a gold version of myself next?
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Can people stop sharing this letter please. I'm trending for the wrong reasons right now. Lets talk about my accomplishments. There are so many to name

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Just dropped these new transparent camera glasses. If you ever wanted to collect some data for me, now's your chance. My chains are getting smaller but I haven't dropped them completely yet

Just dropped these new transparent camera glasses. 

If you ever wanted to collect some data for me, now's your chance. 

My chains are getting smaller but I haven't dropped them completely yet
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If Keanu Reeves ever declines the John Wick role, I'm willing to take his spot. This is why Elon never challenges me anymore. I'd be afraid of myself, too

If Keanu Reeves ever declines the John Wick role, I'm willing to take his spot.

This is why Elon never challenges me anymore. 
I'd be afraid of myself, too