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Marky Schultz

@markyschultz

When I die, they’ll read this and say a genius wrote it

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Simpsons Daily Glavins (@simpsons_dg) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"Come now. You speak as if they were a gaggle of slack-jawed yokels." "Mr. Terwilliger, come quick! There's trouble down to the cement mixer, sir!"

Marky Schultz (@markyschultz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Okay what do we have to do to make Jason Benetti the No. 1 for Fox college football? I can’t take this anymore. Gus Johnson either screams like you’re ripping his fingernails off or calls a breakaway 30 yard TD run like he’s reading a colonoscopy result. Yeesh.

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a good christmas is you order EXPENSIVE BASKETBALL from Carmichael's because the book comes signed and also you get a bonus basketball card to use as a bookmark carmichaelsbookstore.com/book/978153875…

Eleven Warriors (@11w) 's Twitter Profile Photo

On this day in 1903, the Wright brothers conducted their first successful flight in Kitty Hawk, NC. Ohio was "First in Flight." Thanks for the wind, Carolina!

On this day in 1903, the Wright brothers conducted their first successful flight in Kitty Hawk, NC.
Ohio was "First in Flight." Thanks for the wind, Carolina!
✨🦫America Is Musty🦫✨ (@dragonflyjonez) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Watching the oldest rivalry in the NFL on the same service that I just ordered a duct tape dispenser from doesn’t sit right with me either.