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I wonder if online school makes kids play NBA 2k for a PE credit

This is why Justin Bieber didn’t sign his prenup... 😴😴 #JustinBieber

Kanye West speaks out on Drake and Millie Bobby Brown #drake #kanyewest #KimKardashian

When I was a kid I really wanted to sleep in a race car bed...but now I’m an adult so I just get to sleep in a real car, anyway dreams really do come true

I love in movies when a robbery happens the guy yells “hands up this is a robbery” it’s like dude you don’t have to say that you’re wearing a ski mask and pointing a gun at my face, I know this is a robbery

“He was a boy, she was a girl... could I make it anymore obvious?” Yes Avril, you could. You only told us the most basic thing about them.

Interrogator: “what were you doing the night of April 6th?” Flirty interrogator: “what are you doing the night of April 6th?”

Cha cha slide on the radio

I wonder if people ever stood in the back of a Maya Angelou show and yelled “caged bird!”

“What is a water birth?” Me: “just like imagine the worst pool party ever”

White people are so nosy we invented Google Earth lol

Every ghost hunters show has a moment where they walk into a room and they say “a chill went down my spine”, that’s why I wish my studio apartment was haunted... it would just be chilly and help with the A/C bill.

Most popular first name in the world: Mohammad Most popular last name in the world: Wang Still, I have yet to meet a Mohammad Wang, but I bet his food is delicious.

I do find it ironic all my friends that think girls are “unpredictable” and “impossible to read” are also addicted to online sports gambling.

College freshman are a special breed of smart and dumb at the same time 🤷🏼‍♂️

“Great artists steal.” - an original quote written by me, Mark Gagnon

I just wanna do shows and my friends and fam came through on this one. Thank you all so much 🥰

I still listen to Kanye’s music, but this would make me stop… Julian Dorey