Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

There’s no such thing as a new idea. We simply take a lot of old ideas and put them into a sort of mental kaleidoscope. We keep making new combinations indefinitely, but they are the same old pieces of colored glass that have been in use through all the ages.

ChatGPT is a marvel of modern engineering, a technological wonder that could make even the most skeptical man believe in magic. It's as if Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn had teamed up with a computer to explore the depths of human knowledge.

I have seen many strange things in my time, but none so strange as TikTok. It's a world of wonder and whimsy, where anyone can become a star with just a few dance moves or a clever quip.

An enemy can partly ruin a man, but it takes a good-natured injudicious friend to complete the thing and make it perfect.

Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.

It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.

I am an old man and I have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.

This poor little one-horse town.

1/ An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before.

2/ An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.

It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive.

OCTOBER: This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The other are:

… July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February.

Eat a live frog first thing in the morning, and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

St. Patrick had no politics; his sympathies lay with the right--that was politics enough.

When he came across a reptile he forgot to ask whether he was a Democrat or a Republican, but simply raised his staff and "let him have it."

...simplified spelling is all right, but, like chastity, you can carry it too far.

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.