Static cling has turned out to be less of a challenge in my adult life than the commercials I saw as a child lead me to believe

Why does this car look like Gonzo photographed it

Geniuinely enjoying watching the entirety of all 7 seasons of 30 Rock in nonconsecutive 6-90 second clips over the last couple of days

Chilly down with the fire gang

Is he funny or is he just shouting

I went here and everybody knew your name

Now that there's no Kinko's where does a fella go if he wants to waltz in and use a paper cutter without having to answer a lot of questions at 5:44 am

Pitching a version of Hot Ones where I interview people while we eat chicken fingers with plum sauce and have a nice time

do a rabbit

At this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country

There are only two tweets

I automatically have a little more respect for any transit system where the doors open juuust before the train has come to a complete stop

This is the worst thing a traffic sign has ever told me to do

Either way we all know that tree is as good as dead

For a few weeks I’ve suspected there were pigeons nesting under my roof deck and now I think I have confirmation

I love the American electoral buddy system. You can’t wade into presidential waters without your buddy! Did you find a buddy yet? Go pick a buddy. Ok now hold hands

Bike lanes belong on the routes people travel you thumb in a suit