Can someone tell me why Chris Martin is dressed as Mike Wazowski? #Glasto

Probably because the prisons are massively overcrowded and underfunded due to the Conservatives so if we release a load of people who are low risk we can send the proper cunts to prison, probably sounds like rocket science to silly Darren.

I think Mr Brightside is massively overrated but I would have burst my lungs if I was there 😂

Another tournament that fell in England and Southgate’s lap goes begging, I don’t want to hear about what a good guy Southgate is, the reality is that he’s a loser and his inability to make changes to a starting 11 for the good of the team has cost us.

Can’t stand the fucking losing mentality of this country.

So if you didn’t think Kane was fit enough or physically up for it why did you start him every game you silly cunt.

West Ham have fucked it, not forking out an extra few million for this fella 😭

#gavinandstaceythefinale That was perfect 👌🏻

What a fucking boy, go on son.

I don’t know if I love Ally McCoist’s commentary or fucking hate it.

So fucking stupid

Phil Foden isn’t a winger Thomas

I don’t think i’ve ever been so gutted about a group of players leaving, Fab and Cress as well, even have a soft spot for Ings because he won me £60 for scoring a brace against Forest 😂

When you forget your shorts for PE.

You’ll never sing that, you’ll never sing that.

Carlos Tevez with his bulldog like approach.

You fucking love to see it.

I watched the England-Sweden shoot out the other day and this one tonight so many weird techniques but this one is beyond a hilarious, why are they taking pens like this and why is the coach allowing it, just keep it simple ffs 😂

It’s coming ⚒️

Every year you see/hear people complaining about how fireworks are scaring their dogs, I’ve just got back from the Southend fireworks display and literally every man and his dog was there 😂