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who is brave enough to invent an app where people like me a lot

Hanging out with other people in their late 30’s is like “okay who is going to be the first to admit that they want to go to bed at 9:30”

information leaving my brain 1 second after i've learned it

I wish I knew how to play soccer, it seems fun, I'd love to eat my teammates via cannibalism

Imagine getting your big break in Hollywood and using it to make a 3 hour movie about how your mother is mean sometimes

Probably the coziest name in basketball is PJ Tucker

[on my deathbed] ah shit i forgot to get smart

it’s not always easy being a queer mom. like for instance, my breast milk is oat

It's easy to forgot how difficult Mothers Day can be for some families. For example, my sister and I have to pretend to be Republicans for a whole brunch

Are you there, God? It’s me,

I think the question on everyone's mind at this important time of political flux is: what's for second lunch

Be my friend on Letterboxd! I simply must have friends

Happy for the Nuggets but can we all agree that Jimmy Butler is the hottest man in basketball

Mayor Adams... kindly cut the crap #NoCutsToLibraries! Mayor Eric Adams and New York City Council, library funding is essential! New Yorkers need the vital services our libraries provide. investinlibraries.org

I have writers block, or, as I like to call it... uhhhhh [insert later]

remember you can close your eyes and imagine a mouse holding a cocktail umbrella walking across a spaghetti noodle tight rope any time you want. no one can stop you