Your stripper name is your mom’s stripper name plus “jr.”.

Team hell no is definitely not #pma

More from Vernon Wells, on his parting words to #Angels MGR Mike Scioscia: "I’m just going to try to Napoli you guys when I play you."

Thought I had nothing in common with #OJSimpson until I heard him recount his drinking schedule on the stand today.

I'm playing the NEW Kick The Buddy! The game is really amazing! Find it on AppStore bit.ly/ITLUoW Get It! #ipod #games 1.3

#TBT surfs up 90's style

We need an NHL '94 like one timer.

Joe Strummer > John, Paul, Ringo and what's his face.

Congrats to one of oldest friends Chris Chellios for 1st ballot entry to NHL hall of fame-less quit in that man then anyone whoever played

Sharknado was fantastic. 2 thumbs up. Too many sweet 1 liners to count.

If I ask you how you're doing and you reply, "Living the dream!", chances are good that you're not. Also, I hate you.

Tampa Bay has the worst grass of any MLB ballpark. My backyard looks better.

What an unbelievable day today in coal city. This city brings a new meaning to #beardown. Keep them in your thoughts and prayers

Because why wait till lunch for diarrhea? #TacoBellBreakfast

Now, if you're interested in a photo signed by C.J. Wilson, go ahead and give that Retweet button a click! #LAASpring

Brian Urlacher presents $50,000 check on behalf of #Bears to Coal City HS for tornado relief. chgobrs.com/1MLCaRp

⚾️ by day,🤘🎤 by night. Check out #Angels bullpen coach, Scott Radinsky's, talents beyond the diamond: atmlb.com/1UvFiTq

Excited to announce that we'll be on this summer's Vans Warped Tour! Come dance with us when we hit a city near you!!

Hey Mark Gubicza you get a free bowl of soup with that hat? #LooksGoodonYou