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This morning the twins helped pick our their sweaters, scooted down the stairs, ran to their chairs, and sat at the table eating scrambled eggs with forks. They said "bye bye dada" on the way out the door. It's been 17 months. You need new material. Go yell at an M&M.

Why did Georgia let the "Equine Commission" use their ~~sexy horse~~ picture on their vanity plate? It's a menace on the road. Totally distracting.

David Tennant just announced WWIII

youtu.be/lsUEvIJ4GGg

It’s been MONTHS since we saw April’s brother August. Looking a bit rough, but he’s here tonight at least.

I just gave to Kamala Harris! secure.actblue.com/donate/social-…

I still have a copy of the (previous?) last print edition somewhere. This is very exciting!

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Well this was hella fun.

2% of Harris supporters are like "fuck yeah we rigged it and we'll do it again"

Watch this. This is a remarkable piece of journalism from @newshour about what's actually happening in Springfield, Ohio, where JD Vance lied and said Haitians are eating cats. No cat murder, no braindead teen gossip Facebook scaremongering — just the reality in this town.

You think it’s so easy to just walk off with the town’s geese? Try it and find out!

As a traveler, I'm both a proud American and a citizen of the world — and I've got a few thoughts on this coming election. This election is deeper than partisanship. It's far more than Republican versus Democrat. In the future, big challenges like pandemics, refugees, and

*sighs, taps the chart again*

"We are a nation of immigrants, & we must remember that precious aspect of our history & heritage" -JFK "We must be a city on a hill, the eyesore in a darkened world, a refuge for those who cherish freedom & for those who seek refuge" -Reagan "We're like a garbage can" - Trump