The Mary Celeste and Kes.

Orac from Blake’s 7?

THAT DOG IS 59????????

This girl’s eye sight is really bad. The chart is behind her. She’s trying to read the optician.

French Onion

People stopped taking E’s

First the cheese, now the pies. They’re going for the full Ploughman’s.

Daily Hyper D now. This recording is 100% 'cassette aesthetic'. Rough, worn, filthy kinda recording. Proper old skool. Ray Keith @ Sonic Science - Lampertheim, Germany 18.04.1998 Absolutely breakneck speed MCing by Hyper when he comes in at 1:20. This set is one of the best

Just eaten an olive

Billionaire sending his girlfriend into space on an experimental rocket sounds like a first rate Columbo episode.

“You wanna know how to do mass? They do introductory rites, you do the liturgy of the word. He does the liturgy of the Eucharist, you do the concluding rites. *That's* the *Chicago* way”

‘Slam Dunk Da Funk’ is about up the arse #TOTP

Another shift in the cat shelter today. Got scratched up by some grumpy kittens and dealt with a lot of poop. They do great work and need donations, so if you have a few quid spare: paypal.com/donate/?hosted…

Oasis gig in Cardiff tonight was out of this world. Not just the music, but the chemistry between Liam and Noel. I was worried that they'd keep their distance throughout, but the smiles they were giving each other, like "Well, THIS was a good idea!" Also got to meet them. 👍

Saw a band saying they had 6m streams on a song & didn't make ANY money from it. Not to defend streaming sites, christ alive no, because you receive a pittance per stream, but you DO get paid per stream. The problem here is that someone is TAKING their streaming revenue. 🧵⬇️

I'll tell you what this country needs. FREE ECKIES

Kevin Meagher My late brother was cared for by what you call ‘strangers from foreign lands’. They looked after him like he was their brother. You call them ‘cheap’, I call them the best of us. I’ll take one of them over a thousand Irish like you every day of the week.

SHANANANANANANA KNEES, KNEES!

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