housemate empty the dishwasher challenge

march madness? all im feeling is march sadness

hinge guy: hey! just checking if we're still on at 7pm tonight

me, after spending the weekend exfoliating, shaving and moisturising my entire body to a point where I could be mistaken for a baby seal: yeah! still good for tonight

🎶 looking for love on the upfield line 🎶

thinking of giving up and marrying some 35 year old director at pwc who asks me to give him strava kudos

am I in a bizarre nightmare or just walking through melbourne central

normalise cancelling friends who get into bouldering in their early 30s

ngl laneway fest melb being on lunar new year day is kinda racist

bob marley voice: we're jammin

what the nerds don't get is no amount of policy wonking will fix generational ennui

cap fr fr

When discussing medium density in Melbourne Warwick Long I am begging you to interview someone who isn't over 50 and lives more than 60km from the CBD

what navel gazing periodical do they read in essendon?

quarterly eshay

don't you dare come to my inner north yuppie friendsmas if you're not wearing the deiji studios tie-up cotton shirt

this is the ARTC's 9/11

normalise shaming people who drive to the city

i think they should kiss 🤗

why does city of melbourne insist on having neolibs with obvious personal interests advise on economic policy and urban activation