The 48 Laws of Texting 1. Never text first unless you’re closing plans.

Up and grateful good morning world 🌍🙏

Unaenda Aluta kurudi Kwa nyumba unapata ikiwa looted.

Up and grateful good morning world 🌎🙏

So sperm ndo inageukanga inakua cum-toi

Mlinde vijana wa Arsenali wasikulane juu ya Furaha Kuna mwingine alisema atakua gay juu ya Saka.

Kwambia mtu mfupi stori ndefu feels illegal but it's not.

American Pope

Up and grateful good morning world 🌎🙏

Issa Sunday another fine morning for pastors to chase the bag...

Aviator huwezi cheza bila stake lakini kanisa unataka kuenda bila sadaka.

Good morning Kenyans feeling disgusted Kasongo is still in power.

What are you taking for lunch guys???

Usiende kuwatch game kama huwezi rusha ngumi ama chupa...

Wanaume ni wengi,ukiamua kusettle na Mama's boy ni shida yako

Up and grateful what's happening Kenyans 🔥

Growing a twitter account is not for the weak

Broke unemployed nighas what are you for lunch?

Wonders Wonders can't believe this happened on a public space. Thread 🧵

Madem wanafaa wajue the small small talks after sex huwa haibambi, chukua simu yako uingie tiktok sbawry😌