me coming to steal katy perry’s spot with this new music

a man with a yahoo email

my boyfriend deserves jail for posting a picture of my when my roots were in a transitional stage

listened to a podcast by the happiness expert that said sleeping with socks on is good for you. when am i going to get recognized for being ahead of my time

last week i was sitting on the couch every day eating tater tots and reading the dictionary and this week my manager is sending me pictures of the private jet some label trying to sign me is going to fly me out on. do you think they know this is how the pictures of the private

i’m over girls pushing other girls down to get to where they want to go. that’s some WEAK ass bitch shit. i do not support nor do i engage you will never hear otherwise unless they’re a lying ass bitch. i will lie dead resting in my crypt knowing im for the gorls

me trying to regulate my emotions after staying up for 2 days drinking with a lot of people in my house till the next morning

the way i’m gonna run delusional by kesha into the mf ground when it comes out

if you’re bored google “music industry stepping down” and see what you find

temu wants me so bad. they keep sending me texts about free gifts so they can get me back

the sexiest thing a man can be is bisexual

idk what to say on here anymore like my life is lit and what

bros will rap about how they’re gonna tear up that clitorus then do an 8 ball by themselves and have erectile dysfunction

big day for bisexuals everywhere

So Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a flunkie goes "Deport!" and Elon goes "Impeach!" And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.

imagine someone in the 1920s overhearing “It’s Not Clocking To You That I’m Standing On Business”

dating a girl with a drag queen bestie would be good for a cheater bc when they leave their earrings, bras, panties etc. around the house she’ll just assume it’s her queen’s