IT’S RACE DAY! Now get serious... but not too serious #rollmonks

GOAL!!! Maddy Noyes scores her first of the year to make it 9-0!! #WeAreThomas

Me: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your McOrder? McDonalds Boss: Again *rubs temples* you don't need to put Mc in front of words Me: Oh ok *turns back to customer* welcome to Donalds

mood

Shoutout to whoever told me this was a halloween party

lol who else eat their pb&j sandwiches raw

I’m having a mental breakdown on the street bc I just reached into the pockets of the pants I’m wearing right now that I thrifted and pulled out a bunch of finger nails how am I supposed to walk into this party I want to shower for 4 day wtf I hate ppl why is my life like this

Turns out my top three hobbies are: 1) restaurants 2) bars 3) non-essential businesses

my shoes probably think i died

Ok I need a puppy

My pt just told me to never call him by his name ever again and from now on he goes by red nugget and I feel that

Tayshia: “I could go home with this man. Brandon is everything” Chris Harrison: #TheBachelorette