You def wanna be with a bougie guy when it comes to a lost luggage situation my man has 3 fragrances and aesop face scrub in his carry on

Is everything okay dear? You’ve hardly touched your Steve Jobs themed anchovy butter

Sometimes you’re 5 minutes from being ready and then an eyeliner situation ensues. The right man understands this.

I love italian people bc is there drama happening or are you talking about the weather

One espresso and 2 lemoncello spritzes and I speak fluent italian with no accent

Happy labor day friends

What it feels like to smoke next to a zoomer

I’ve turned off reposts for a lot of you and it’s nothing personal I’m just annoyed by your interests and everything you care about

If she’s trying to do irony by producing music that lyrically ran “Hillary Clinton 2016 ad campaign song” prompt through chat gbt while collaborating with an abuser slay but unfortunately she’s not that bright!

Low key living la dolce vita

you fool! my hags are perverts. that will only make them stronger

Your teams message has somehow found me on a remote beach on the coast of Sicily

Watched someone vacuum crumbs in a pastry display case with a tiny vacuum and just as I’m thinking “nice” in my head my bf turns to me and says “I bet you loved that shit.” To be seen is to be loved

mural of heath ledger joker smoking a cig over the tobacco vending machine in rome btw

Babies are so cute when I’m 5 drinks in

I love how every car in italy is beat to shit bc they drive like mario kart

Met a group from Australia the other night in Rome and when they found out we were from LA this guy looks at my bf and goes “land of angels? More like land of kings” skill issue if you aren’t universally well liked by all