this is literally the news today

When former students follow me on Instagram I try to do a little audit just in case, and I just realized that I have over a decade worth of pictures on there. And you can watch me get progressively more depressed as I age. Strange feeling.

Just submitted some positive cast feedback in the app but thank you Cynthia in Disneyland Resort ticketing for helping us renew at an option that worked for us!!

Obvi I'm pro-orig stuff but Mamma Mia! is maybe the best musical ever. This lady's like, 'I had 3 delightful flings right around the time of your conception, no clue who ur dad is!' And her kid's like, 'how FUN! let's make this a lil GAME!' and then they sing ABBA songs. 10000/10

Yikes.
#MyTwitterAnniversary

It is 1:30am and i can't sleep out of sheer panic at having to go back to work tomorrow to endure the next onslaught of emails and parent phone calls and people who drain all of my limited energy. How did my vacation feel slower than my average work week?

Got some class commentary on Lego Star Wars

I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me and not the camera version.

Just thinking about how many men on the left called feminists hysterical for predicting today would come

Hello there 😏 #obiwan

Brb crying. I love this woman.

they should give all the college debt to one guy. everyone else clear, one guy 2 trillion in the hole. but no loophole for the guy. his punishments should be real and meaningful

if i were presented with incontrovertible proof of the christian god's existence i probably would not take it in stride quite as easily as indiana jones did

I'm making some new friends at work and it's reminding me of why I lack friends in the first place: I am embarrassing.

you ever feel useless, just remember there’s a “Skip Intro” button during the #Peacemaker   intro.

The real question is when are we going to get a step by step how-to video for the #Peacemaker theme song dance

Whenever I think of Amy Coney Barrett saying women should be forced to give birth and give up the baby, I think of Lucille Bluth saying “it’s a banana. How much could it cost? $10”