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Baby girl, you really gonna let those boys pass you around like a bottle of cheap whiskey?

You stalk guys photos to see what they look like. I stalk guys photos to see what kind of horses they ride. We are not the same.

Bout to get butt naked drunk in Cabo.

“Lots of babies and black eyes have been born out of intoxication”

One time a girl in a bar bathroom told me to stop crying over a boy because I was wearing more money in turquoise than he would ever have.

Hunters would be a lot more respected if 95% of them weren’t just the damnedest idiots you ever did see.

“Wow you hook that trailer up and travel all by yourself?” Yeah, they even let us girls vote nowadays too. 21st century is wild man.

Can I put “able to shave legs in a living quarters shower” on my resume

May 2021 grant you all the courage of a man who walks barrel horses down the alley

How do I have SUCH bad taste in men but simultaneously SUCH great taste in horses??? Am I broken?

To buy, or not to buy my pro card this year? Anybody having the same dilemma? It’s such a hard decision not knowing if we’ll even have enough rodeos to hit!

𝘼 𝙗𝙞𝙜 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙉𝙆 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙩𝙤 𝘾𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙃, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙊𝙛𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡 𝙅𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙎𝙝𝙞𝙧𝙩𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙉𝙃𝙎𝙍𝘼, 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙙𝙤 𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙙𝙫𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙉𝙃𝙎𝙍𝘼 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙣 𝙄𝙣𝙙𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙮! Cinch Jeans

When people criticize my driving I remind them it’s reason my horses stand up so well on bad ground.

sorry I forgot to text you back, I also forgot to eat today if that makes you feel better

If he knows you’re driving all night and doesn’t check on you, he ain’t the one sis

If I don’t get a brand new 5 horse lq bloomer during my mid life crisis I’ll be surprised.