Glitching bishes unite! Tech incels will literally do anything before they have to ask a real woman a question. That's where we come in! Get your tix now for the next FEMBOTS, Wednesday April 16th at 7pm @thestandnyc Link in bio!

My goal is to be brandless. I don’t want you to know what you’re going to get. Ever. Be alert, bish.

Obviously Shakespeare was gay. How else could he write such complex female characters?

Wait Lucius Verus Aurelius from Gladiator II was a socialist AND he could fight? 🥵 You rarely get both.

My daddy issues are that I have a really good dad. So I’m not impressed by your dusty, demonic son.

RIP King

The target audience for my sketch comedy is literally just all my Italian uncles.

Link in bio! Next Fembots Wednesday May 21 at 7pm ⁦The Stand NYC⁩

Due to unforeseen consequences, I will no longer be lighting up rooms. I’ve learned my lesson.

Join me on Tuesday August 5 at 9:30pm Joe’s Pub The Public Theater Link in bio!! Directed by: Ryan Cunningham Produced by Christine Walters

Link in bio! Next Fembots Wednesday May 21 at 7pm The Stand NYC

Tonight!!!

Male loneliness is an epidemic, but femicide is…what? A cold?

“I deserve princess treatment.” - me, half dead, taking a $5,000 ambulance ride to the emergency room instead of a $50 Uber

“Women don’t care about men’s mental health.” Men used to take parts of women’s brains out of their heads for daring to have an opinion.

Join me on Tuesday August 5 at 9:30pm Joe’s Pub The Public Theater Link in bio!! tr.ee/2Z4-hZG1UX Directed by: Ryan Cunningham Produced by Christine Walters

Having a last name with a capital letter in the middle of it is such a diva move.

Join me on Tuesday August 5 at 9:30pm Joe’s Pub The Public Theater Link in bio!! tr.ee/2Z4-hZG1UX Directed by: Ryan Cunningham Produced by Christine Walters

Join me on Tuesday August 5 at 9:30pm Joe’s Pub The Public Theater Link in bio!! tr.ee/2Z4-hZG1UX Directed by: Ryan Cunningham Produced by Christine Walters