The bachelor producers honestly work harder than Kris Jenner

People work a 9-5, then go home to kids !? omg.

I ordered so much food the door dash said hey you guys enjoy!!! My man this is all for me 😭😭

Cashier owed me 24 cents and gave me a quarter instead then asked to be my valentine bc of it. So now I know I’m worth 1 cent

I love waking up and texting all my boyfriends have a great day and making them all feel special

I can’t wait to kiss posty tonight and lick his face if I catch a beard hair I’ll save it for you all

No work till April 6th... my couch about to get a big dent in it

Can the fucking spam calls respect this national crisis and please stop.

Am I exhausted all day bc all I do is lay or am I infected?? Stay tuned to find out

On a positive note this is the cleanest my apartment has ever been

If you don’t love me at my self-isolating quarantine state then you don’t deserve me at my best

I somehow still can’t find the time to do my laundry during this quarantine

I really just tried to lure a squirrel onto my porch pls someone save me

Music hits different in the car

Because of @AceBoonCoon_21 I can’t scroll through Twitter in public 😂😂

Could Chadwick Boseman be more of a legend!? You’re telling me he and his family suffered privately all while he gave us better content and leadership than we could have ever asked for??!! Never spoke a WORD of being ill. Im in awe. A true superhuman. Unreal.

Pumped I can pass out on this flight w mouth wide open and be at peace bc face masks

Awe it’s so sad that my bf is slightly blind and can’t see his hair on the sink, dirty dishes, or a full garbage can. So sad please pray for him and his partial blindness