how much of a gluttonous beast do u have to be to honk in a drive thru

& to u, mercury rx… BYE!

last year was tough but i never fell for the dubai chocolate stuff

I hate to be that person, but even if the bride & groom agree to it, proposing at someone else’s wedding is tacky

like it’s literally just juice

i'm just someone's weird sister

JANA CRAIG FOR THE NEXT BACHELORETTE ❤️❤️❤️

kinda okay w men hating astrology cus i dont think they deserve nice things

That fumbler to stalker pipeline has to be studied

me arriving at the toe stepping convention

the first 15 toe jokes were funny but it’s coming to a point

I like niggas that get on the grillllllll

gonna call the time of death on this joke now, i'm so sorry. it was so sudden too.

They knew what they were doing with that Beltline

weapons of mass destruction

Aries season hitting

yt women can’t do nothing for rap music. full stop

so glad i never got to experience this

starving myself until my 1pm reservation at an all you can eat revolving sushi and korean bbq restaurant