Mari quite contrary (@mari_tawil) 's Twitter Profile
Mari quite contrary

@mari_tawil

The ol razzle dazzle✨

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calendar_today16-04-2013 20:14:19

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Kristina (@kristina_yu01) 's Twitter Profile Photo

ladies imagine this: 10 years ago some guy named michael said he'd pay for your college tuition. then when you're about to graduate, he tells you he can't and tries to make it up by giving you lithium batteries for a computer you don't have. you're a scott's tot.

Mari quite contrary (@mari_tawil) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Fun fact for today: Annie thought that Steve Jobs created facebooks, and I’m not sure if it’s just a stress of finals or if she’s just dumb

introvert (@livewithnoregrt) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“congratulations you’re hired!”  “congratulations you’re approved!”  “congratulations you’re accepted!”  “congratulations you’re promoted!”  rt for good luck in 2020

Troy Police Department (@troymi_police) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Trying to broker this deal now: If we get 10,000 followers by April, we want a police cat. If you support this important public safety initiative, follow us & RT #BigGoals #PoliceCatAssociationofAmerica

Trying to broker this deal now:  If we get 10,000 followers by April, we want a police cat.  If you support this important public safety initiative, follow us & RT  #BigGoals #PoliceCatAssociationofAmerica
Sarah Silverman (@sarahksilverman) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The people who need to really see & absorb this, won’t. But here you go. Enjoy today’s latest stunning hypocrisy x.com/nowthisnews/st…

ABC News (@abc) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Police in Troy, Michigan are interviewing multiple feline suspects for the position of “police cat.” The cats have to pass a background check; candidates caught with catnip need not apply! abcn.ws/2GENELM

Adam Sweeney (@adamwsweeney) 's Twitter Profile Photo

So, let me get this straight... We're bombing Syria, because Syria bombed Syria, to show Syria that Syria shouldn't bomb Syria. Then, after we've bombed Syria for bombing Syria, we still won't accept Syrian refugees that are seeking refuge from the bombing. Got it.