Enough with the Bernies, bro.

Attempting to get a scammer to draw Garfield for me

Thanks Obiden!

❄️🐼 Slides, somersaults and pure panda joy. Happy snow day from giant pandas Mei Xiang and Tian Tian! 🌨🐾 . . . #SnowDay #PandaStory

Hope you get rich.

Side shows have come to dc. popville.com/2021/02/dc-nom…

DC's House of Boom crew slowing things down a notch, and transforming a classic MPB party starter into pure Balearic bliss that will have you gliding by the poolside 🇧🇷 BASS DAD OFFICIAL @nickmakestunes soundcloud.com/universalcave/…

There’s nothing like anxiety dreams about recoiling a hose

When will we stop celebrating mediocre white men making fun of mediocre white men?

Love this. “We curate our presents to furnish our futures with the right kinds of pasts.” newyorker.com/culture/annals…

The grift that keeps on grifting

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? Me neither. Thankfully the internet just reminded me. #MyTwitterAnniversary Time for shots.

Kamala and Nancy. #yayarea #baywomen #baybaes #sotu

Distracted by the difference in neckline depths between Kamala and Nancy.

Hulk and two hulk