The day my old mzee bought his first car was very funny, alikuja usiku sisi tunaskia pii pii kwa gate na ni usiku around 10 hapo tunashangaa rada nani huyo na huku hatuna gari, kwenda kufungua gate tukapata ni mzae na amejam juu hatufungui gate, mathee akamuuliza na hii gari ni

You could be going somewhere with your entire family for a rare day out and an absolute baboon like this would wipe you all for content. Fucking idiot.

Why am I learning this from the BBC while akina Citizen and KTN are busy broadcasting Ruto insulting Fred Matiang'i???

" Gen Zs are not loyal to a person; they stick to ideologies, they are not on anyone’s side"

C'est Moi Let's import expensive speed cams at 42bn in the name or road safety! And, let's put up a church structure at statehouse for 1.2bn! And, let's dish out 22k voter bribery scheme! And, let's ball at statehouse, spending more than twenty times the allocated budget!

Have you tried to say no to corruption??

2024 boyz wangu huitwa Songok aliangukia tender ya kusupply Stationery Kericho county na kampuni ya wife. He wanted like 1M to supply na tender ilikua ya 2.7M so akaona faida ni msuri. Akauza Fielder na akasupply. Anyway hadi saai hua tunatembea pamoja.

In colonial India there was a cobra problem .The British decided to pay a bounty on each dead cobra presented. Very soon the indians started breeding cobras to increase profits .When the British realized the con game they stopped the program and the breeders released the now

We need to normalize walking away from people when they start spewing nonsense 😂😂😂😂

UDA aspirants are beneficiaries or supporters of: ✓Rampant state corruption ✓Abductions ✓ Slaughter of citizens ✓ Police brutality ✓ Over taxation ✓SHA theft ✓ Land grabbing ✓ State Capture ✓ Muzzling of the freedom of speech ✓ Insane borrowing ✓ Cash handouts

Anybody that voted in the 2002 elections will bear me witness that we saw the power of democracy. We voted out Kanu . Chukueni kura vijana.

Let's remind them why #TukoKadi. Quote with why Uko Kadi.

The president & a presidential aspirant talking about extrajudicial killings like its a sport. Pointing fingers at each other but nobody is denying the accusations because they both did it. They should both be in Kamiti, not in an office somewhere near Dennis Pritt Road!!

Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa just retweet. We shall never forget the June 25th Moments.😔💔

The Oligarch Captain save a hoe joined in but got stopped with blows 😂😂😂

What ever you do in this life don't be this guy

Walitoka Nairobi wakaenda mpaka Kisumu. Wakapata mtu na family yake. Wakamweka kwa gari wakaenda kumuua kwa cell Nairobi alafu wakajaribu ku dump mwili hospitali usiku wakisema aligongesha kichwa kwa ukuta ya cell. Murderers. Ndio maana niko kadi.