BREAKING: The Babylon Bee has obtained this exclusive, official, 100% real Gavin Newsom election ad.

the rumors are true. we've acquired moo deng for the 2025 season.

Arch Manning will be making his first career start Saturday vs. University of Louisiana-Monroe 🍿 THE MANNING ERA HAS BEGUN 🔥

Gameday with BEVO XV 🎬 Go behind the scenes with the best mascot in college football 🤘 BEVO XV

Almost Friday.

SHOHEI OHTANI HITS HIS 49TH HR OF THE SEASON ‼️ B/R Walk-Off ONE HR away from the first 50/50 season ever 🤯 (via MLB)

SHOHEI OHTANI IS THE FIRST MLB PLAYER TO JOIN THE 50/50 CLUB ⭐️ LEGEND. (via MLB)

THIS CAN'T BE REAL 😱🚨 SHOHEI ALREADY BROKE HIS 50/50 RECORD. 51 HR / 51 STOLEN BASES. OHTANI IS NOT REAL. (via MLB)

Wow, Corpus Christi Carroll knocks off previously unbeaten Calallen...this is a pretty big upset. #TXHSFB

The Question is..."We'd really love to know what your plan is to lower the cost of living?" Listen to Kamala's answer...

The Southland announces Jasmine Washington to the conference staff! In addition, the conference also announces promotions for Maggie Collins and Anthony Goss! 📰 southland.website/slcstaffupdate… #GTL

This is crazy: It costs more to attend Caitlin Clark’s first playoff game on Sunday than it cost to attend EVERY 2023 WNBA Finals game COMBINED. (via TickPick) What on earth 😭

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐄𝐒 💍 YOUR ARKANSAS TRAVELERS ARE HEADED TO THE TEXAS LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES FOR THE SECOND YEAR IN A ROW!

big flies from Oliver Service & Jaquae Stewart today 🤘 #HookEm

🚨 UPSET ALERT 🚨 Lampasas TAKES DOWN #6 Wimberley!!! 😱 #TXHSFB | Jack in the Box | Texas UIL | #TexasFootballDays | #TFD24

4-0 🤘

🚨 Game time announcement 🚨 Texas vs. Miss State will kickoff this Saturday at 3:15 PM CT on SEC Network 🤘

Zach Cole signing autographs while eating an Uncrustable

Colin Barber is all of us when there's a camera ✌️

NEW HOT AND FRESH NATIONAL RANKING 😮‍💨 Stats Perform 1️⃣5️⃣ UIW 1️⃣9️⃣ Lamar RV McNeese RV Nicholls AFCA 1️⃣8️⃣ UIW 2️⃣5️⃣ Lamar RV McNeese RV Nicholls RV SFA #GTL