*Muller arrives in Vancouver*

My wife has told me more than once that I spiked an empty beer can in the kitchen in celebration at some point during this game. I have zero recollection. It might’ve been right here. I was also shouting ‘Exciting Whites!’ and likely blacked out.

Q did Terry’s dance and Terry decided he needed to vacate the division.

Jerry will sign Micah to a deal that will make him the highest paid player in league history for no discernible reason approx. 24 hours before the Netflix documentary where Jerry convinces us *he* and not Jimmy Johnson built the 90’s dynasty drops. Book it.

When you finally move on from your ex

'04 T.O is reverential tones stuff. There's a reason the 81 throwback hangs in my closet.

I was in high school. Feels like yesterday

Get that cat out of the way!

They put in things like ‘Don’t block’ and ‘Ignore the end zone until the Eagles pull their starters.’ Very complicated!

Forced into action to call my 1st Junior A game in 2010. Scared as hell. This was back when 1040 would do game broadcast pods. I listened to John Shorthouse & made note of his patterns to calm myself. I only do a handful of games now, my style is owed to Shorty to this day.

It should be two rings in three years and full villain status at this point.

This

The ‘Young Republicans Club Reactions’ version of this is flames.

*Six* of those eight Conference Championship appearances were in Philadelphia, and the Eagles were the one seed in five of those six.

Watching Episode 6 of The Kingdom like

“Well, we had a stubborn ginger hick with hurt feelings as our QB1”

HBD