Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny cause I really just swept the whole place naked

Moose If you have zero debt, you're already a winner.

I would argue that this is worse than 9/11

Desde que se inventaron esa pendejada de las redflags esperan que una persona sea "perfecta" para amar, como si el amor no fuera más bien un acto de profunda aceptación de la humanidad del otro.

That first walk onto the balcony when you get to your vacation destination

AlphaFoX There's a difference between a nigga and a black man one is educated and successful and the other is still in the streets doing dumb shit

ai couldnt even dream of making some shit like this

MEJE ✪ aura unmatched

i just know in my bones that i will somehow make a beautiful life for myself no matter what the world throws at me.

Me and the boys watching UFC legally next year with no fear of stream crashing

She was way too cool for any of these guys

Sin leer absolutamente nada, sin ponerse nervioso, sabiendo donde está parado.. Este tio le mete miedo al diablo.. La cabeza más amueblada en años.

Gafa Así durmió

Had never bled during sparring, but there’s a first time for everything.

Just learned that approximately 18.8% of adults aged 15-49 in South Africa are living with HIV. Jesus Christ