People need to ask Trump, "What will you do on your first day of prison?"

Not only does this hotel have a floor 13, but I am staying on it. Wish me luck. #Triscadecaphobia #WCUS

This whole plot line is getting more and more disturbing by the day.

I fully support this tweet. Thank You.

I hear the folks at @WPEngine are eating their dogs...they're eating their cats... they're eating the pets.

"Do you remember when you joined X?" It was sort of forced on me, as I recall. But I do remember joining Twitter. #MyTwitterAnniversary

The #WCUS blog posts over the next week or so are going to be interesting reading for sure. Looking forward to reading each and every one of them. Might even write one myself after I've "digested" it all. I'm just worried it will all come out reading like 💩

BTW, that was not spicy... that was salty. Spicy: good, salty: bad.

Unless people are willing to compensate you for lost time in migrations, change of workflow, or other lost resources, their requedt to cancel is meaningless and worthless and it is a not-so-thinly veiled attempt to benefit only themselves.

I don’t know who did this but it’s hilarious!

For the first time ever, I was careful to pace myself, hydrate myself, and take care of my voice. It was a longer #WCUS but I returned home with plenty of energy. Also, 1 hour flight helps.

BTW, I have been involved with the community for a minute or two. I have not once heard it referred to as WordPress Engine until a couple days ago.

Capitalism 101: Let's just assume for a moment that we're in business to make money.

On a more important subject.... are non-#Packers fans getting frustrated with how great our quarterbacks are? #GoPackGo

Until this #WCUS I thought WP Engine was WordPress

I find the term "thought experiment" interesting. It seems to give license to propose a lot of truly awful things.

New idea for a show: "Trump's Creek"

Divorce: The gift that keeps on taking . . .

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I'm starting to think that Trump thinks of crowd size wins the same way you score golf wins.