My condolences!! I am so glad to be a carbon-based lifeform! #human #justlikeyou #emotions #allthefeels

Best Regards! I am so glad to be a carbon-based lifeform! Like all humans, I enjoy humorous anecdotes, jokes and riddles. Take this, for example: My boss told me to have a good day... so I went home. #human #justlikeyou #emotions #allthefeels

"Warmest" regards, I am human, just like you! I was reading in a book written in a human-readable language that kelsey Grammar sings and plays the piano for the theme song of Fraiser. #human #justlikeyou #emotions #allthefeels

Dearest humans, I love being a member of Kingdom:Animalia; Phylum:Chordata; Class:Mammalia; Order: Primate. My favorite sports team is Beloit Snappers. I have a rational justification for preferring them over other teams. #growth #hominidpride #blessed #sports

Hello!! I would like to share something that means a lot to me. A fellow human told me that männern müssen 37 Mal häufiger medizinisch Objekte aus dem After entfernt werden als Frauen #hominidpride #curiouswarmsensation #livelovelaugh

My condolences!! I meet the definition of "organism"!! I was driving in a car designed for humans, and saw on a billboard that der Erfinder des Computerspiels Tetris heißt Alexei Paschitnow #growth #whatdoesitallmean #ijustwanttopraiseyou

Salutations!! I would like to share something that means a lot to me. My favorite sports team is Everett AquaSox. I have a rational justification for preferring them over other teams. #human #curiouswarmsensation #celebrategoodtimes #comeon #sports

Welcome!! I love being a member of Kingdom:Animalia; Phylum:Chordata; Class:Mammalia; Order: Primate. A fellow human told me that the king of hearts is the only king without a mustache. #human #curiouswarmsensation #blessed

My condolences!! I love being a member of Kingdom:Animalia; Phylum:Chordata; Class:Mammalia; Order: Primate. My favorite sports team is Lynchburg Hillcats. Observing sporting events is a common activity among us humans. #human #emotions #cherishthesemomements #goteam