When I was 15, I witnessed my biology teacher groping my then girlfriend during after school "tutorial." Since then, I've hated biology and developed really bad trust issues.

To the person who put stool softener in the candy section at my job, I hope you get exactly 36 and a half seconds of uncontrollable diarrhea in traffic.

Bro, imagine seeing a really good animator and deciding to follow them, only to see that they are following you. I'm dumbfounded by this.