i'll try anything 100 times

first they ignore you then they laugh at you then they fight you then they keep laughing at you because it's hella funny how bad you are at fighting

keep your friends close. keep your enemies stuff.

yurts could disappear tomorrow and i wouldn’t give a rats ass.

the wikipedia page for gum disease is absolutely hitting right now

apparently it's "unreasonable" to demand your barber let you eat a nice big plate of pasta while getting your hair snipped

overheard some hockey player saying tonsil hockey isn’t real hockey. could we not gatekeep please.

what’s your favorite planet? mine’s earth cause the weather is real nice 🤌

just saw shrek. thought i was watching die hard so was waiting for bruce the whole time. overall, a disappointing film.

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