Asking my friends if they’d like to hangout 2 weeks from now

I get on here and start liking every tweet I never gaf you all are gonna feel my presence

Oomf hasn’t posted a thirst trap in a minute (day) I hope they’re ok

Alcohol just went down my gullet and hit THE spot

Going insane I fear

Oomf just offered me a Deadpool’s blowjob

Just bought some v-bucks at my grown age

Your honor, my client is not chopped.

Using the journal app now and honestly it’s pretty fun I def recommend

Didn’t eat breakfast today and only running on caffeine

Please quit your job I miss you

Hate being asked questions back to back, they’re like cheeks bro spread that shit out

How it feels asking your friends to hangout

Asking the magic 8 ball if he fucks with me

It’s always “how do you feel inside 😏” and never “how are you doing inside 🥺”

Nice tweets bro, that void in your heart must be killing u