Finally, I found the song I'll play on my last day of work whilst wearing a 40 year old green shirt. Retirement plans are sorted. youtu.be/TNN30at1HDM?si…

Alas, retirement is still half a lifetime away, so I'll be this tomorrow instead and keep the green shirt in mothballs youtu.be/CJ54eImz88w?si…

Pleasantly, it was like driving through Grimpen Mire this morning, but is that mist a sign of Pedrags impending doom.

The best thing you will see today or any day!

This is arguably the greatest and most embarrassing moment of last season. Imagine doing this in the 91st minute with the scores 0-0 🤣😭

It's reassuring to see that there are still so many grown-up Enid Blyton fans amongst us. Can't wait for this.

The moon is a lot bigger than usual and a broken kind of yellow in the night sky. I wonder what primevil behaviours it will drive. Maybe everyone will be a happy yellow like the moon. It's been that kind of week where unusual, unexpected things happen because of the moon

Worryingly, it's like Grok reads my mind no matter how hard I try. The bastard.

Yup. That's just fact and men know it.

Dream job. I'd have a Shining moment for sure.

Might be the greatest first touch and finish I think I’ve ever witnessed

Zero positives from scraping a lucky draw against a part-time team, 2 leagues below us. When will it end? Only when Raj and Grayson leave, taking this pathetic excuse of a squad with them. #HUFC

the ending of THE GODFATHER, the best american movie ever made, doesn't work without diane keaton's final look --- at the realization of who she's married and what her life is going to become and what corruption lurks behind closed doors. unforgettable, inimitable work. RIP.

Diane Keaton, no! Aye aye she was in the Godfather trilogy and won an Oscar for Annie Hall but seriously….. As Nina Banks in Father of the Bride probably my favourite! Such funny films and one day I’ll hopefully relate to all of that so much more RIP

Picking pumpkins in shorts and t-shirt in October whilst the lunatics continue to pretend that climate change doesn't exist. The seasons are more fucked up than a Reform voters brain

Diane Keaton was obviously so much better than Baby Boom and did a lot of better movies and yet that is the one I will watch because it takes me back to a Sunday afternoon in the 1990's on ITV #rip

When you're so fucked that you rearrange the entire song and get away with it, is where I like to be daily. youtu.be/tf-GWIYcavw?si…

Halloween on the school bus, 1980s

You're never more than 6 metres away from a former Hartlepool united manager

The circus that is Hartlepool United need a new clown. The 10th (I think but lose track) since Challinor