House Republicans tell us we can’t afford nutrition assistance for hungry kids, Medicaid for people with disabilities or Pell grants for college students. But we can afford a new $235 billion estate tax break to the top two-tenths of 1%. Complete hypocrisy.

Alaaaaaaaaa 🤠

Fucking sucks being back half now BUT, I’m willing to use an extra 10 hours for this concert 🤭

Unfortunately I do fw the idea of nonstop SpongeBob

All this extra cash… aftershock VIP or set aside for a new piece? 🫣

keep zomboy’s name out of your fuckin mouth if you weren’t around for the NSD era of dubstep. post covid ravers LOVE to talk shit about artists they know nothing about

The irony of a woman named Hernandez crying about Spanish while riding in an immigrant's car, using Uber, which was co-founded by an immigrant, on a phone that was developed mostly by immigrant software engineers to tweet on an app that was purchased by an immigrant.

"omg haha that "𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 tickles stop!" 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩."

Fuck I know Metallica is gonna play nothing but bangers, but it sucks imma get to hear some of my favorites and not others cause technically it’s a 2 day show and they’re not repeating any 🥲

me wondering what the hype was after losing my last $20

I know I’ve said it before, but people with penises, lift the fucking toilet seat up with your foot if it’s a one stall deal at a club. Yall nasty.

Don’t cry now, this is EXACTLY what you MAGA dumbasses voted for. Welcome to the finding out stage.

Came to target in my work clothes. I at least should’ve changed into a short sleeve 🥲

GTA AT LOST LANDS LETS GOOOOO 😭

Really sick fucking lineup. I’m excited af!!!

*invisible Ink* the only way to break free from super duper strict parents is to just stop listening to them and create chaos and havoc until they give up

Not a fan of my schedule, but I’m liking this new position and the team tbh. Plus, I’m better at this shit than I thought I was 🫨 we’ll see how it goes once shit hits the fan though 😅

The temptation to send it to Apocalypse for year 3, but I already have Wobbleland next month and Lost Lands in September 🙃