The first lesson my dad taught me when he taught me how to drive was that you can die even when you’re right. Just yield & let them go. Then get home safely.

Never really understood the concept of doing things that are unsustainable to lose weight. Inevitably you will fall off and rebound. Gym 7 days a week alongside 20k steps. Bffr.

Biggest UK scam is asda shutting at 10pm on Saturday and 4pm on Sunday

Absolutely no one: Me and the boys in 4th grade:

giving visitors photo albums for entertainment 😂

take this as a warning Chelsea FC

Showcasing yourself on here isn’t a negative, you are broadening your reach to Gaffers and Clubs who wouldn’t generally know of your availability. Get yourself out there🖊️ 📄 ⚽️

For them I’ll inherit the beef

Make him out score my DM 1st

Season Done ✅ 35 Apps | 15 goals | 9 assists 🏆 Players’ Player 🏆 Managers’ Player 🏆 Coaches’ Player ⚽️ Top Goalscorer Time to move on from May & Baker ECFC ⑥⑨③ after a great 3 years , massive thanks to JD ⚽️ & Coach T ⚽️. All the best to the boys next season👊🏼⚽️ #UTB

Jude Bellingham is closer in football ability to Coleen Rooney than Wayne Mark Rooney.

Dirty Macking to the highest degree omds

It was at this moment I knew Real Betis were going to die for sure and it wasn’t going to be an easy death

They finna have Offset run out and attack Steffon Diggs like Matt Hardy in 05

Basildon United FC are happy to announce 📣 the signing of Ollie 💛🖤 Welcome to the mighty bees 🐝

a league of our own

ts is what peak unemployment looks like

Context.. Last season the SD’s found £21m to sign Jorgensen. But can’t find the money to buy a GK in his prime for next 4/5yrs & in the top tier. Which would start to elevate the team. Announced three players already guaranteed two don’t start a PL Game..